Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?