Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do stars go to college?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
