What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?