What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which music festival was full of lumber?