Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What bird is losing its hair?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What cartoon character loves insects?