What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the barber win the race?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where is the coldest place to work?
