What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?