What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
