What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?