What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How does a cow do math?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?