What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?