What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do vampires always look sick?