How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?