What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where does breakfast live?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?