What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?