What fish loves to play in a band?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do cats give such great massages?