What is the tallest building in the world?
The library. It has the most stories!
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do scientists grow fruit?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
