What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What car can't keep a secret?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the echo get detention?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?