Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a short cow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?