How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?