What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
A trail blazer.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do two skunks argue?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
