What car can you only see twice a year?
Where would you find an elephant?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which cats have the best manners?