Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the noisiest food?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?