Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
