Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
How do you make a cow float?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?