Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?