Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What are you studying in math?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?