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They wanted to beef up security.
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What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
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What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How can you farm during the winter?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?