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They wanted to beef up security.
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What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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What car always breaks the rules?
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Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?