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They wanted to beef up security.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
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Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
