Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?