What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?