Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What fish only swims at night?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
