Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What animals make the best students?
What does the sun drink out of?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?