What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What animals make the best students?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?