Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a henway?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a silly hill?