Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of books do boats write?