Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?