Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do bees say in the summer?
