Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a cat's favorite color?