What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
