What's the opposite of irony?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the richest basketball team?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?