Where do burgers like to dance?
What did summer say to spring?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?