When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do vampires always look sick?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do trees get access to the internet?
