What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
I broke my finger!
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?