Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a pig thief?
I'm not a bad putter.