What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?