Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the spider so smart?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?