Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What style of music weighs the most?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you grill cheese?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How does dinner smell?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?