What dog wears contact lenses?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where does water do all its banking?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?