What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
