Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Can February March?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
