My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do fireflies start a race?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?