Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the most athletic footwear?