What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?