What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How does a taco bless the table?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How do frogs get to work?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?