How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
