What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do fleas travel?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?