What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which musician loves to make chili?