What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Surprise!!!!
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?