My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
I broke my finger!
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?