What do mice do when they're at home?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?