Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
