Where do termites go camping?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call an old snowman?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do people always trip on September 22?