Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?