What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?