What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
