What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the coolest country?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?