What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
