What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?