What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do fleas travel?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What insect thinks it's a dog?