Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?