Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a forklift?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?