Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How did the tree get lost?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
