Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?