Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
