Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who invented fractions?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?