Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
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What do golfers drink on the green?
What do horses say to greet each other?
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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
