Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?