Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?