Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?