Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Did you know about April 1st?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is a cow's dream job?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?