Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of bird can write?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do cows say when you milk them?