Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?