What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?