Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
