What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
I broke my finger!
Which founding father loves to sing?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What fairy loves to count?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?