Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?