Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which insect is the smartest?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?