Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the difference between people and chickens?