Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How much money does a skunk have?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the bud so shy?
