My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
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What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
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Which subject has two parts?
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What do you call a sad latte?
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How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?