My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What siblings are always sad?