My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What animal floats best?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?