My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What game do cows play at parties?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the fish blush?