My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What type of car do planets buy?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
The museum curator needed a break.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a singing rodent?