Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do two skunks argue?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is summer always sad?