Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?