Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the coolest country?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which big cat loves to drive?