Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do bears keep cool?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
