Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do all the planets get along?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?