What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Fowl language.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?