How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?