What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?