How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?