How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
