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What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the loudest sport?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the airplane get grounded?