What did the rug say to the floor?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?