How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the turkey cross the road?