Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you make a cow float?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?