Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?