Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How are teens like cats?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What color are all the books in the library?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
