Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is sand's favorite movie?