Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How did the tree get lost?