What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are goats so funny?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's E.T. short for?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
