What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?