Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Do dads always snore?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the chicken cross the net?