Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?