How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where do you take sick ponies?