Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?