What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What game do mice love to play?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What sweet treat never panics?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
