Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a dog's favorite book?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?