Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the noisiest food?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the robot want for Christmas?