Why did the cat start laughing?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?