Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the cat so small?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?