What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do insects learn at school?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
