What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which relative loves rice?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do kids love theater classes?