Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is the strongest animal?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do bees say in the summer?
What does a dog say before eating?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you get straight A's?