What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What musical instrument is the best typist?