What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which relative loves rice?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
When is a black dog not a black dog?