Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?