Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?