Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did March say to the madness?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?