What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?