How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?