Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which animal is the most religious?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?