Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a henway?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?