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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did the toad die?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?