Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a dog in space?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?