Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What bird is always sad?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do Olympians never overheat?