Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What is the color of the wind?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
