Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do stars go to college?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do baby apes sleep?