Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?