Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How long do chickens work?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the best book to read in autumn?