What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a table you can eat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?