Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What country has the most fish?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?