What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What sweet treat never panics?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
