What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do frogs get to work?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the politest month?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?