What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call the dog magician?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?