Why was the tire self-conscious?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Did you know that felines don't bite?