Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?