What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
