What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?