What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What day is your mom always right?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?