What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Who invented fractions?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What fish sings the best?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the math book sad?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?