What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?