What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did summer say to spring?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
