Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the fish so smart?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who invented fractions?