What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Let It Snow!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
